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Your imagination has much to do with your life. It is for you to decide how you want your imagination to serve you.

Some people are just so FAKE that if you look properly at the back of their neck youll find a tag saying MADE IN CHINA

People will love you. People will hate you. Others will secretly wish to be you.

Yes I have made mistakes because life didnt come with USER MANUAL and INSTRUCTIONS!

When someone says: you are UGLY TELL them oh sorry I was trying to look like you

We should love Not fall in love…Because everything that falls gets broken….

You will find a girl prettier than me smarter than me and funnier than me but you will never find a girl just like me.

Your LOVE and My EFFORT together will conquer the WORLD.

You never fail until… you stop trying.!

Dont TRUST too much dont LOVE too much dont CARE too much because that ‘ TOO MUCH ‘ will HURT you so much !

Take me as I am or watch me as I go.

Smile infront of those who hates you – It kills them.

No matter how busy a person is…if they really love they will always find the time for you.!

The best thing about being me Im a limited edition and there are no other copies!

The problem is not the problem; the problem is your attitude about the problem.

Your attitude not your aptitude will determine your altitude.

Virginity is not dignity It is just lack of opportunity.

The biggest slap to your enemies is your success

Stop checking my Status Go and love your GF

Wonders why people keep doing the same old things but yet expect a different outcome…!!!

Status Unavailable! Check Later…

May my enemies live a long life to see my success.

The two hardest things to say in life are hello for the first time and goodbye for the last.

Work Hard and let peoples show your success

You are today where your thoughts have brought you; you will be tomorrow where your thoughts take you.

I cant change the direction of the wind but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination.

Always stay true to yourself never sacrifice who are you for anyone.

The greatest advantage of speaking the truth is that you dont have to remember what you said.

There is No shortcut for Sucess..

So youre checking my status

My attitude based on how you treat me.

Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.

My words are like a china phone. They have no guarantee!

A bad attitude is like a flat tire. If you dont change it youll never go anywhere.

If you think you are too small to make a difference try sleeping in a closed room with a mosquito.

I enjoy when people show ATTITUDE to me because it shows that they need an ATTITUDE to impress ME.

I dont have an attitude!! I have a personality you cant handle!!!

If you hate me – Log on to KISS-MY-ASS.com

Can you do me a favor? Take a picture of yourself and send it to me. I am playing cards and seem to be missing the Joker.

Where there is great love there are always wishes.

Wanna Hug Yuh soo tight…That even air couldnt fill the space between us

I never insult people I only tell them what they are.

I dont hate Peoples I just love Peoples who loves me.

Nothing positive comes from being negative all the time. Change your attitude!

I am not a special Person But I am just limited edition.

I am SINGLE Because I have not found someone who deserves ME…!

The only disability in life is a bad attitude.

There is nothing greater in the world than being loving parents..

Im not single Im just romantically challenged.

I Avoided Many Things Only For U In My Life..Dont Ever Make Me Feel For Why I Left All That.

I destroy my enemies when I make them my friends.

If people have a problem with you always remember it is THEIR problem.

If you love something let it go. If it comes back it was meant to be.If it does not hunt it down kill it.

Every problem comes with some solution. …..If it doesnt have any solution its a Girl!

Beauty Fades After Time But Personality Is Forever!

My mother always said dont marry for money divorce for money.

If you think I am BAD than youre wrong I am the worst.

Always respects your self!

My Friend ask me How is your life? I said she is fine.

Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character. – Albert Einstein

If you obey all the rules youll miss all the fun.

!Good Girl are those which can help people Bad Girl have no time to help…

Take charge of your attitude. Dont let someone else choose it for you.

I Wish My Parents Were Like Google. ..They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete…..

I am not changed its just I grew up and you should try too.

In todays world the key to success is to delete your ..Whatsapp Facebook account!

When You Are Crying.!! Think About Her And You Smile..

Shes so fake. If you look behind her neck I bet it says “Made in China”.


Our days are happier when we give people bit of our heart rather than piece of our mind

I am single as my love story is being written by god and he is busy is making it best.

Being Single is My Attitude!

I cant be your first love but i promised to be your last love.

Good news is Im smiling. Bad news is its the kind of smile that people should fear.

I Know Im Not PerfectBut There Is No Defect In My Love

I dont have a bad handwriting I have my own FONT.

My mind makes me a girl my attitude a bitch and my class a lady J

The only difference between success and failure is ones attitude.

I am not Spiderman Nor Superman However i am superhero for my GF.!

Failures are temporary But success is Permanent

Dont kiss behind the garden Love is blind but the neighbours are not.

Love is cute when its new but love is most beautiful when it last.

2 Things can change a womens mood- 1) I love you 2) 50% Discount.

No one realizes the beauty of love until youre caught in it.

If you love me raise your hand you dont then raise your standard.

Attitude is like underwear – dont show it just wore it J.

If they hates you for no reason- Give them 1

Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.

All the Rules are made.. to be break.

They can because they think they can.

Hello Im a thief and Im here to steal your heart.

An Eye with Dust ‘n A Heart with Trust Always Cries If life really does flash before your eyes I only want to see pictures of you and me

I want my Girlfriend like Google She will understand me better.

Im sorry my fault. I forgot youre an Idiot.

Cling to your imperfections they are what make you unique.

In life I need only you!

My Heart is always your!

I cant read lips unless theyre touching mine.

I dont have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

If love was easy there would be almost no music.

If i liked your status on facebook that means you have entertained me.

Friendship is not a big thing …. its a million little things.

Attitudes are more important than facts.

The ideal attitude is to be physically loose and mentally tight.

90% of the time I say BRB it just means I dont want to talk to you anymore.

Food Water Sleep Love Whatsapp Repeat it.

My Study Period = 20 Minutes Rest Time = 2 Hours.

Love in Life Make the life beautiful..

Love is that which cannot see the poorness..

Love doesnt show up on an X-ray….but its there.

I taught your boyfriend that little thing you like.

LOVE looks not with the eyesbut with THE SOUL

Im a great lover Ill bet.

Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring a wedding ring suffering.

I started beliving in LOVE wen u said 4 the 1st time tat LOVE is BEAUTIFUL THING

She wanted a puppy. But I didnt want a puppy. So we compromised and got a puppy.

You are not born WinnerYou are not Born Loser Its your Choice to make winner or loser..

*Sometimes no matter..! how much you want things to happen! all you can do is wait…

Someone stole my heart; may I check your BRA?

2 mints silent for those.. Who seen but didnt like my posts.

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one.

Money cant buy happiness but it can help you look for it quicker in a convertible.

Save Water Drink Wine!!

Always Choose Correct path for Sucess!

Do not give advise unless you are asked to.

Dont cry because its over smile because it happened

Love is like a Air ..We cant see it but! we can feel it..

Life is not the amount of breaths you take its the moments that take your breath away…

The meaning of things lies not in the things themselves but in our attitude towards them

Beautiful face Beautiful body Horrible attitude. It was the holy trinity of hot boys.

An Eye with Dust ‘n A Heart with Trust Always Cries

My heart is stolen…can I check your bra?

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then hes finished.

If some one hate you without reason then Give the reason to him..!

Drunk people run on Red Light… Normal people wait for them to turn green.!

Dear Lord there is a bug in your software…its called #Sunday please fix it !

If nobody love you then you are doing something wrong..!.

For success attitude is as much important as ability.

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

Love is not what you can receiveits all about what you can give.

Every problem comes with solution but my GF dont have.

If I had known what it would be like to have it all – I might have been willing to settle for less.

Im totally a cheap date; I dont pay for anything.

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.

WIFE INSULT Are Somewhat SimilarThey Always Look GoodIF IT IS NOT YOURS!….

I always arrive late at office but I make it by leaving early.

Coffee chocolate men… some things are just better rich.

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